bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I don't deserve a penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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