if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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