You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You ruined the universe
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Randomize
