that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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