I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
