It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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