i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.