That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
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