And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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