Please, let me fuck your mom
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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