I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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