I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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