you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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