im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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