She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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