all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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