ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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