just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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