ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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