don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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