Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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