its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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