shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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