Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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