you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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