I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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