I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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