i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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