I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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