Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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