I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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