When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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