Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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