I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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