So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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