im drinking this country out of the recession.
North Korea, Best Korea!
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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