I'll bet she douches with gravy.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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