...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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