Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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