you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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