Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.