She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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