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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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