Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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