he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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