yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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