do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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