i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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