Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Are we still banned from the library?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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