Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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