After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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