oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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