I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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